Things I Have Learned While Being Home

1. Walmart has far, far too many commercials on the telly.

2. I need to appreciate the simple things in life more-like easily moving from laying to sitting, sitting to standing, and backwards. Or coughing/sneezing/blowing my nose, which all require use of stomach muscles.

3. Women who give birth, I bow down to you. Even if you don't give birth and are a mom, I still bow down you.

4. I have missed daytime television like Regis and Kelly, Ellen, and eternal reruns like Law and Order.

5. We need new couches. My back is dying from compensated posture from the procedure and the Craig's List couches flaws are not helping.

6. I thought I had a substantial rotation of daily websites to visit. Turns out, kind of low when there is nothing new each hour.

7. My apartment community does a lot of landscaping each day, beginning at about 10 a.m. on the nose. Tends to interrupt my morning drug-induced nap.

8. Seriously, moms, hats off to you.

9. My appetite has been rather strange and thus have not been able to take full advantage of The Food Network. It's so sad, yet some things are just unsettling to watch them make.

10. I could get used to being home all day. Easily.